Jay-Z vs. Frank Lucas. American Gangster vs. American Gangster

Forget Kanye vs. 50, Raiders vs. Chargers, Kobe vs. Buss or Del Taco vs. Taco Bell...THIS is the ultimate showdown. Jay-Z vs. Frank Lucas (Denzel). We all know that Jay is dropping his new album named after the upcoming movie American Gangster with the movie coming out Nov. 2nd and the album dropping Nov. 6th. But who would really win the battle between Jay-Z and Denzel? Let's see....

Looks: The way to test this is if you are a girl and either Jay-Z or Denzel was NOT famous and hit on you at a bar/club who would you rather talk to? Yea I don't like dudes but I'm assuming the pick is Denzel. Ladies holla at me if you disagree. (Looks: advantage Denzel)

Style: Jay-Z is always looking prim and proper and brought this whole dressy-ghetto style to popularity. Denzel? I have no idea. But he doesn't own a clothing line. (Style: advantage Jay-Z)

Fighting Ability: Denzel has acted as a boxer, basketball player and inner-city cop. Jay-Z has acted as a president of a record label (OH DANG did I say that?!) Denzel might be older but he's like the old guys who sit on the porch all day sipping their moonshine...they look old but they will KICK YO ASS. (Fighting Ability: advantage Denzel)

Pizza Eating Contest: I know Jay has his hood roots but he seems a bit too proper now. Like he eats caviar and crap you can't pronounce now. Denzel he keeps it hood. Besides, in a pizza eating contest, Beyonce would butt in and try to join the contest....and win. Thus (Pizza Eating Contest: advantage Denzel via disqualification by Jay-Z via pizza all eaten by Beyonce)

Halo 3 Tournament: Both are fierce competitors but due to Denzel's age he probably doesn't even know the controls to the X-box 360. Jay-Z on the other hand probably enjoys some nice Wii Bowling every once in awhile sprinkled in with some Guitar Hero followed by a nice X-box live fest with Halo 3. Besides, he's with Beyonce...he plays video games to avoid her. (Halo 3 Tournament: advantage Jay-Z)

Results: So there you have it folks. After a tough round of competition it looks like we have a winner. Denzel wins by a score of 3-2. This means you must now watch American Gangster three times and buy the "American Gangster" album two times. Or for you UCI or UCLA students, this means download the movie three times and download the album twice. But don't do that. Illegal downloading is bad. Every time you illegally download, a baby kitten is infected with a flesh eating disease and will die. You don't want to kill baby kittens do you? Then don't illegally download.   

Jay-Z vs. Denzel...who would you pick???

Comments

[Tarn the DESTROYER]

Denzel hands down. THis isn't even a contest. except maybe the halo 3 thing. Jay is just riding on this movie anyways but I guess the fact is he's not trying to compete just doing strategic moves.

[E-Rod]

Some low blows bout Beyonce there eh? All in good fun. I'm going with Jay-Z on this one. He put rap back on the map and haters cant argue he's done a good job as prez.

[RZB]

The Pizza eating contest thats funny stuff right there. The only one I would disagree on is the fighting but thats because jay-z rolls with a posse of 20 and has body guards. One on one i think jay goes down.

Denzel he does't need any bodyguards. He handles his own and can kill people instantly with his cold hard stare.

[Stylin Momma]

Should add up Common in this equation and you get some fiine brothers here. Yes wooohah i am a female and I'm going to go with denzel on this one. Love your rule for findin out who looks better and denzel leaves me speechless...mmm..hmmm. Denzel for me.

[The LEASE]

HAHA I agree with the looks section for the ladies. You get some ghetto ass ugly fugs trying to hit up on us cause you Diddys cuz?

Give me a break. Half these wannabes would be gettin no nana if they werent throwing paper around. Both of these guys seem straight up but looks yea it Denzel.

[david]

fuck that download both...dont support a movie with a gun running racist in it...peace

[Narls (Harlem, NY)]

Cant wait to see this movie and get the jayz album. This is history right here. Scarface the way it should be. Harlem represent.

[Wanksta]

Dude, Denzel is the epitome of GaNgStA...just look at him in "Training Day."

[Tates]

I'm sure if beyonce was your gf you wouldnt be playing no video games. You would be spending all your time with her......watching her go shopping.

[Manic]

This like choosing between your two older brothers or your two kids or something. I gotta go with Denzel on this just b/c he been around longer and is THE premiere african american actor out there.

This doesn't discredit Jay but Denzel is where it's at. He a bad ass mo fo.

[Mr. 2Nyce]

Yallz trippin. Jay would WHOOP on Denzel. Denzel is a cracker barrell actor. He just plays the same thing but don't mean he's tough.

Jay got a hot girl, makes more money, got respect in the hood. Denzel is just Hollywood no streets.

[Starlight]

Very funny. Yes as a female, any normal female, looks wise this is no contest. Denzel look like an african god while jay look like an african monkey (not in a racist way...I'm black).

But everyone here just needs to admit jay looks like a monkey and could never pull a beautiful woman such as beyonce if he wasn't famous. On the other and Denzel would pull us ladies in even if he was a no one. So bottom line Denzel on all counts.

[jason]

^i guess you haven't seen the brazilian model adreana something with an L.yea jay went out with her back in 94 and she makes beyonce look like a toad

[Tates]

Adriana Lima. But i think their point is he would never be able to get a girl like that if he wasnt famous. In comparison to Denzel who could.

[Wanksta]

"...while jay look like an african monkey...." that is freakin hilarious. I guess hot girls likes guys with money.

[m@]

You forgot the most important event, swimming.

[JTee]

You never know, Denzel might be friends with the Master Chief. I still got to go with Jay though. Denzel is for people over 50.

[Mr. Moneyz]

Jay all the way. IN every aspect here. Yea so maybe not looks but everything else. Plus I hear they both friends and all and are excited that they both working on this even though technically its separate projects.

Im all for Jay on this one buy you also cant deny Denzel. For those who say he aint hood, come on man Training Day is some badd ass hood.

[DoughBoy]

This is not even a contest. Rocafella for life throw your diamonds in the sky. Im down with Denzel but he can't hang with The R-O-C

[Ayre Force 1]

I bet denzel and Jay are actually friends. Rapper want to be actors and actors want to be rappers. Right shar? Ha yea she really is neither

[Larosa]

Jay Z and Frank Lucas share uncanny distinctive facial features. Is there any probability that Jay Z is actually Frank Lucas' love child?

[jason]

are u serious...........denzel all the way...i aint american but speaking from someone who lives in austrailia i totally think dezel puts it on jayz...apart from his lil company music thing what more has he acieved...denzel has excelled in alot more things.....and if you think he aint got hood...who do u think help the production crew film in the bloods hood...no one other then the narcotics man himself..denzel...so if u think he aint got hood then u better watch traing day...COZ HE GOT HOOD

[visfara]

how can jay z have dated adrian lima, she was like 13 years old in 1994......